Monthly Archives: November 2014

Cleaning your house while your kids are

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing up is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing. Phyllis Diller Advertisements

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There’s so little money in my bank acco

There’s so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. Phyllis Diller

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I asked the waiter, ‘Is this milk fresh

I asked the waiter, ‘Is this milk fresh?’ He said, ‘Lady, three hours ago it was grass.’ Phyllis Diller

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An optimist is a person who starts a new

An optimist is a person who starts a new diet on Thanksgiving Day. Irv Kupcinet

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In Europe, it’s different – you eat soc

In Europe, it’s different – you eat soccer, you breathe soccer, you drink soccer. Everything is about soccer. Thomas Dooley

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If a fellow isn’t thankful for what he

If a fellow isn’t thankful for what he’s got, he isn’t likely to be thankful for what he’s going to get. Frank A. Clark

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I love soccer. That’s all I ever watch.

I love soccer. That’s all I ever watch. I’ll watch it all day if I can. But I’m too bloody old to play now. Geezer Butler

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If you are really thankful, what do you

If you are really thankful, what do you do? You share. W. Clement Stone

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The aura of soccer is very different fro

The aura of soccer is very different from other sports. Dave Checketts

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Soccer is simple, but it is difficult to

Soccer is simple, but it is difficult to play simple. Johan Cruyff

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